Boozy Cherry Attempt 2

So, after the sad little fail cherries, I decided not to cook the darn things this time, and just put em in booze. In my search for the perfect boozy maraschino cherry, I found a few recipes on the interwebz for Cherry Bounce, and Boozy Cherries, and decided to conduct an experiment with the booze I had on hand.

There was some leftover Makers Mark Bourbon, a bottle of Breckenridge Bourbon that the distillery folks were kind enough to give me, and a bottle of Sailor Jerry’s rum I’d been given for dog sitting the most adorable Mastiff in the liquor cabinet, but alas, no cherries.  After a trip to the market, 3 lbs of cherries had been obtained. And the experimenting began.

Into a small canning jar went as many cherries as I could pack in, and what was left of the Makers Mark. Two half pints of cherries crammed in with all the Sailor Jerry’s Rum I could squeeze in, and were topped with 2 Tbs of sugar. One half pint received all the cherries it would hold and Breckenridge Bourbon alone, and last, I made a quart of Cherry Bounce from this recipe on Food in Jars with the last of my Breckenridge Bourbon.

I then swore not to touch the darn things until August, giving them all two months to become delicious, except for the Cherry Bounce, that is supposed to wait 4 months before imbibing…booo!

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Fail Cherries

Maraschino Cherries, you know the ones, the strangely luminescent red balls of cancer that every bar seems to have.  They are disgusting! So I’ve set out to find both an alcoholic and non-alcoholic way to make em. Why non-alcoholic you ask? Because the spawn loves Shirley Temples, and I find them revolting in their pre-packaged, processed to hell state.

My first foray in to boozy cherries was a bit of a fail. My neighbor gave us a bowl of sour cherries from her tree, and I’d been dying to try my hand at canning. I found this recipe on Foodie With Family for Rum Soaked Preserved Cherries, and it seemed right up my alley.

sad little fail cherries

Unfortunately, the poor little cherries just could not stand up to the cooking. My cherries are delicious, but not quite what I would want to put in a cocktail.  You see, the skins fell partly off the poor things and they look a bit like they have leprosy.

Yield: about 4 (8 ounce) jars.

Ingredients:

  • 1 cup granulated sugar
  • 2 cups water
  • 6 1/2 cups cherries with pits and stems intact (5 cups of cherries if you remove stems but leave pits intact, 7 1/2 cups of unpitted cherries if you wish to pit and stem them before preserving)

Per Jar:

  • 1 1/2 Tablespoons Golden Rum

Prepare your jars and lids. If you wish to make the cherries shelf-stable, please also prepare your canner.

Place a stainless steel or non-reactive stock pot over medium-high heat; add the sugar and water to the pot and stir to dissolve the sugar.  Bring the syrup to a boil and add all of the cherries immediately.  Return to a boil while stirring constantly.  Reduce the heat and allow to remain at a gentle boil for 5 minutes. Turn off the heat.

Using a slotted spoon and a wide-mouthed funnel, transfer the hot cherries from the hot syrup into the jars, leaving 1/2 of an inch of head space (the space between the rim of the jar and the food).  Add 1 1/2 Tablespoons of Golden Rum to each jar, then spoon or ladle the hot cherry syrup into the jar, maintaining the 1/2 of an inch of head space.

Insert a chopstick or skewer down the insides of the jar to remove air bubbles.  If necessary, add more cherry syrup to keep that 1/2 of an inch of head space.*  Wipe the rims of the jars, center the lids on the jars and screw down the rings until finger-tip tight.

*Hang on to that leftover hot syrup and leave it in the pan; that’s the most important part of the Boozy Cherry Molasses!  You can either make the Boozy Cherry Molasses right away, or pop the pan into the refrigerator to complete later.

You can either refrigerate the cherries in the syrup for up to a month or you can process them in a boiling water canner to make them shelf stable for a year.  I prefer to can them.

To process them, place the jars in a stockpot or canner, covering them by 1-2 inches of warm tap water.  Cover the pot and bring to a boil.  When the water is at a rolling boil (a boil that cannot be stirred down), begin timing and allow to process for 10 minutes. After 10 minutes, remove the lid to the pot, turn off the heat, wait 5 minutes and then lift the jars straight from the water and place them carefully on a cooling rack positioned over a towel.  Do not tilt the jars (it interferes with the natural formation of a vacuum which is one of the things that keeps the food safe and shelf-stable!)

Cool, undisturbed, for 24 hours.  As the jars cool, you will hear a popping sound.  That is the sound of the lids sealing.  That is what you want to hear.  Check the jars after 24 hours.  If any of them have not sealed, simply store in the refrigerator.  Wipe the jars clean and label them before storing in a cool, dry place (like a cupboard.)

What Exactly is a Post Punk Craft Bar?

Well lets see…Punk Rock Craft Bar, for me, will be a place to keep track of all the kitchen experiments that end up in my home bar, and probably eventually the bar in which I work. There will be canning here, there will be urban farming here, there will be cooking here, there will be cocktail making here. There will be pictures of my pets, husband, and kid, though I will try to keep it from being too very precious.

So if you have any interest in what an aging punk rock mom makes in her kitchen, for her family and bar, then follow along.